Say What?

Overheard while Grant was counting coins to pay me for something he wanted: 

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO INVENT MONEY!!


Ummmm, Grant, I think there is a way.  It's called counterfeiting, and it is very illegal. 

Grant is not a saver. If he has five dollars, he spends five dollars.  He stays in a perpetual state of FLAT BROKE.  We'll have to work on that.




John doesn't share much about his ROTC classes at school.  He did share the following conversation he had with Sergeant Major who teaches his class. 



Sergeant Major:  John, how are you doing on your project?

John:  Sir, we are done!

Sergeant Major:  No!  Turkeys are done, Son!!  You are not DONE!  You are finished. 

John:  No Sir!!  I am not a turkey.  I am finished with my project.  Thank you sir for clarifying that.



I wish I could send all my kids to ROTC camp for the summer!!!