start with a nice hillside containing one moss filled pond
add one trackhoe, one bulldozer and one very excited boy.........
repeatedly refuse to let the boy drive the above listed heavy equipment
kill a few trees
destroy the dam
drain the pond of all water, scum and muck
put on hipwaders and scour drained pond bottom for snapping turtles
let the overgrown boys have fun pushing dirt around for a few days
enjoy the finished product
begin praying for some serious rainfall to fill the newly formed pond
the end
Wow! I'll get right on this! My husband would be ALL about heavy equipment and pushing dirt around...what fun! Enjoy your pond :)
ReplyDeleteI think you're getting your wish with the heavy rainfall. However, your wish is ruining my wish of going to Fair St. Louis tonight!!!
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